Sherlock's Theme (Sherlock)

[morganstuart]

Title: Sherlock's Theme
Author: Morgan Stuart (second line by canspy)
Fandom: Sherlock
Disclaimer: This universe does not belong to me; I'm just an appreciative visitor. I make no profit from this fan work.
Description: This is a goofy filk to the tune of the "Firefly Main Theme," dedicated to all of the Browncoat Sherlock fans.



Take my love, take my flat,
Shoot my Mycroft in his fat.
I don't care: you're still dull.
You can't take away my skull.

I flounce off in the fog.
(Read about it in John's blog.)
Bring my phone. Make me tea.
You can't take my skull from me.

Call me to the crime scene.
They're not drugs squad but they're keen.
Not one patch: this needs three.
You can't take my skull from me.

Who will win? Wait and see.
(Don't bet on Jim from IT.)
You can't take my skull from me.*


* Mrs. Hudson, however, apparently can.


Vital Stats: This was originally written in February 2011.

Comments

[morganstuart.livejournal.com]

I'm so happy you liked it! :) Thanks for the lovely feedback.

[seaweedie.livejournal.com]

rofl I actually just tried playing and singing this and I couldn't do it because I was LAUGHING TOO FREAKING HARD. You have ruined me forever, I will never be able to play this song with a straight face again D: lol

[morganstuart.livejournal.com]

Oh noes! Um, sorry? ;P Although I think the half-sung, half-laughed version would be lots of fun to hear. LOL!

[seaweedie.livejournal.com]

It's "shoot my mycroft in his fat", that gets me EVERY TIME. also the bit about bringing Sherlock his phone and stuff. /screams

[morganstuart.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha!

The "in his fat" part slays me, too, I must admit. That line was contributed by canspy, so I can't take any credit for that.

I'm glad the phone/tea line works for you, too. I imagine him curled up in full pout mode on the sofa in his dressing gown for that one. ;)